When I was a kid, they called me “Baby Katie.”
When I was a kid, I liked to play with Barbies.
When I was a kid, sometimes we went to church.
When I was a kid, I got to bring one Barbie with me when we went to church to keep me quiet.
Like that worked.
But sometimes Barbie did admittedly get a little rambunctious.
A little too “girls gone wild”, if you know what I mean.
And at church, no less!
And sometimes I just felt like swinging my naked Barbie around my head by her hair.
Aaaaaand that’s how I found out my real name.
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