When I was a kid, they called me “Baby Katie.”

When I was a kid, I liked to play with Barbies.

When I was a kid, sometimes we went to church.

When I was a kid, I got to bring one Barbie with me when we went to church to keep me quiet.

Like that worked.

But sometimes Barbie did admittedly get a little rambunctious.

A little too “girls gone wild”, if you know what I mean.

And at church, no less!

And sometimes I just felt like swinging my naked Barbie around my head by her hair.

Aaaaaand that’s how I found out my real name.

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